Snapchat or kik anyone? #needcompany #boredaf

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

It was breakfast,
I laid her across the table,
She
was
brown
sweet
thick
and slowly
… dripping.

Dean Steed, Syrup  (via lovepassiton)

(Source: daughterofzami)


paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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